February 14, 2010

The 14th

Chocolate. Flowers. Cuddling. Vince Vaughn romantic comedy. Cunnilingus. Being a sweet and sensitive guy isn't so bad, once a year.
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13 comments:

  1. The rest of the year, be an ass. It pays off.

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  2. Um.. ONCE a year? That's too much for a VV romantic comedy.

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  3. Once a year, huh? ONCE a YEAR??? Seriously? Oh brother...ever the romantic, I see. Geesh...

    You crack me up.

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  4. Kiki: Ha!

    I can feel my female readership plummeting.

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  5. I think the technical term is "eating pussy".

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  6. Sarah: I'll remember that in case I ever write on the subject for a medical journal.

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  7. Cunnilingus once a year would NOT suffice for my people :/ LOL. Very amusing post though :)

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  8. I can't stand this holiday. I would rather a guy be an ass on this day and nice every other one.

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  9. oh darling you only go down on a girl once a year? get thyself a new girl if that's the case...

    ah yes and VV and 'romantic comedy' aren't ideas that go together. do casablanca and cozy up in that sea of white and then show her what's what :)

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  10. Ha ha ha. Very funny. In all honesty, if a man is any good down under he could ACTUALLY get away with being nice once a year. Ha ha ha. But, it has been my observations, a man who is any good down there has been around, closer and sweeter more than once a year.....Ha ha ha. Damn the chocolates, flowers...AND the Vince Vaughn movie.....

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  11. Pseudonym: Ha! Glad you got a laugh.

    Eva: Shut up woman! How's that?

    Eco: Ha, OK twice. There are birthdays too. Hey it wasn't my choice to watch "couples retreat".

    The Me: Maybe that's how I get away with being a jerk all the time. Words might not be the only thing my tongue is useful for. Hmmmmmmmmmm.

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  12. well birthdays are a given, DUH... we watched trading places, as i'd much rather watch something that makes me laugh til i snort :)

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  13. Ha, people that laugh when they snort always make me laugh.

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