"Who are you going with?"
"Whose taking you?"
"Where are you going for dinner?"
"I don't know, a burger place or something."
"How will you want burger cooked?"
"Chris can I borrow money or not? I could have asked Jen if I knew you'd be this much of a pain."
"Oh come on, you knew I'd be a pain."
"You're such an ass. Burger? Umm probably medium well."
"Now who is this Cinderella exactly? It sounds like a stripper name."
"You know who Cinderella is Chris! Glass slipper, blue dress and ugly step-sisters. I watched the movie all the time when I was little."
"She wears glass heels and that's supposed to make me think she's not a stripper? She has no father figure in her life and her mother and step-sisters abuse her. Sounds like a stripper to me."
"They're not heels, they're slippers, and there's only one."
"Only one? Is she some kind of one-legged stripper? We're really getting into some strange territory now." I say as I hear laughs in the background.
"So is that a yes?"
Yea come by on your way I'll be home after work.