February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day for a Man

If you're in a relationship, the holiday can get a a bit expensive. But, if she's the kind of girl that has dirty thoughts run through her mind every time she has a few glasses of wine it can definitely be worth it.

If you're single, it's just another Monday except there are red and pink cupcakes in the break room. If you play your cards right you might even have a shot with the chic whose been talking about how much of a sham Valentine's Day is. Provided she's the kind of girl that has dirty thoughts run through her mind every time she has a few glasses of the wine.

If men were in charge of this holiday, cupid wouldn't be a baby shooting arrows. He'd be a waiter who pours very liberally.

Image taken from here: http://www.nycdailydeals.com/2009/02/love-free-wine.html

22 comments:

  1. I like your version of cupid much more than the original one.

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  2. I agree with the first comment, I love your version of cupid!

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  3. Wait, I thought we all had dirty thoughts run through our minds every time we have a few glasses of the wine.

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  4. i suppose i think like a man :)

    never liked the traditions and hate the flying babies - i'd rather just have my fella notice me all year 'round

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  5. You had me cracking up with this post! haha, especially with the cupid with a heavy-handed pour! :)

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  6. I guess I'll be my own cupid tonight, what with the box of wine I just bought.

    One must of course beware of the tipping point where a woman becomes more unconscious than sexy, and where a man can suffer from the unfortunate affliction known as WHISKEY DICK.

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  7. A very delightful negative account of this day, I like it. And I have no doubt there is some truth in it.
    Nahno ∗ McLein

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  8. He he he... Happy V-Day, Christopher! Don't drink too much, now!

    Nevine

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  9. Belle: Me too, even if you do need to tip him generously. Plus you get at least one night of guaranteed happiness without all the danger of a nerve-racking rest of your life. Not as much commitment with my cupid.

    Jessica: I'm glad!

    GADAFINY: Thanks.

    Apfel: Me too!

    Jayne: Me too but I didn't want to stereotype.

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  10. Eco: I'm actually a bit creeped out by flying babies. They'd make for a great b-horror movie now that I think about it.

    Tsarista: Glad you got a kick out of it!

    Kev: Ha, yea, there really should be a public service announcement about the dangers of whiskey dick.

    Nahno: Happy to hear you enjoyed it.

    Nevine: Don't worry I'll be good, mostly.

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  11. Probably good thing I'm staying in with my roomie and not drinking then...

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  12. I like your idea of cupid better.

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  13. Eva: Yea it's dangerous out there with all the wine bottles and whatnot.

    Erika: Thanks!

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  14. I posted this on facebook, chris. Hope it got you some hits. Cheers!

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  15. It sure is another Monday for me, I'm afraid.
    I'm single, I guess.

    Lovely read, Chris. I really enjoyed it.
    Hope you had a unique VL's Day.
    Betty

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    BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

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  17. What happens if you have the dirty thoughts even before the wine is poured? I'm... asking for a friend.

    Lor

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  18. That was possibly the best short post I have ever read.

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  19. i like your post so amazing work on this post i really appreciate your nice working very well

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  20. traveler: Why thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.

    Betty: Hope you had a nice one too. I did the single thing too so not much excitement went on here.

    Anon: Very timely.

    Lorraine: Well then chances are you'll have wine left over after all the naughty fun is had. Which isn't such a bad thing. Hope that helps.. your friend.

    Benny: Well glad you liked it, stop by anytime.

    shoes: Thanks!

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