Because of you, Hunter, if I get behind the wheel of some hot and heavy American steel, down a bottle of Wild Turkey and chase it with a handful of Xanax I'm suddenly a "criminal" because I drove through a "school zone" at 85 MPH with "children" present. Children, I might add, that never would have amounted to shit anyway because let's face it, we might be good at self-indulgence, but we fucking suck at education.
Nowadays if you want to do something selfish, irresponsible and reckless the U.N. passes a resolution that authorizes "the man" to bomb you and your mad mates into oblivion. I ask you, is that really the sort of the world we want to live in? Probably, but only because we're all responsible and shit.
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