The only annoying thing about her is she has this stupid little kid. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree I guess. He started getting too attached to me. I bought him a balloon when I was first trying to get in his mom's pants. You gotta be nice at first, you know? I put an end to that though. I sat the little mongoloid down and said listen, just because your mommy calls me daddy it doesn't mean you can.
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